PORN: Ford then asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: There's too much front end protrusion, it chatters way too much at high speeds, maintenance is extremely high, it constantly needs repainting, and refinishing, it is out of commission at least five or six of every 28 days, the rear end wobbles too much, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust, the headlights are usually too small, and fuel consumption is outrageous
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" God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
PORN: Ford then asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: There's too much front end protrusion, it chatters way too much at high speeds, maintenance is extremely high, it constantly needs repainting, and refinishing, it is out of commission at least five or six of every 28 days, the rear end wobbles too much, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust, the headlights are usually too small, and fuel consumption is outrageous
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" God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
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I would giggle, and then put Daddy's finger back in my pretty mouth to lull myself to sleep Daddy Tiny Asia Zo Gets Her... I started to yawn but thought better of it once I considered how tired he must have been. "Barely legal, forbidden," he muttered to himself as he kneaded on them, "babygirl's pretty titties!" And then he stuffed as much breast as he could into his hungry, hungry mouth
It’s late in the afternoon on a Thursday nite and I decide to give you a ring to see what your plans for the evening are, knowing good and well that any plans that you may have in store would be canceled with any invitation I lay before you read more, You comment on the music, Explosions in the Sky, and I reply that I felt instrumental only music felt right, more like a soundtrack to our nite.
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PORN: Ford then asks God, "When you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asks, "What do you mean?"
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention: There's too much front end protrusion, it chatters way too much at high speeds, maintenance is extremely high, it constantly needs repainting, and refinishing, it is out of commission at least five or six of every 28 days, the rear end wobbles too much, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust, the headlights are usually too small, and fuel consumption is outrageous
javhub
" God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results.
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